did this . . . today

then made this for all the trick or treaters so i could park my ass in my backyard and get drunk.

hahahahha

GETCHA SOME.........

Benn a crazy ass weekend. First, happy Halloween to everyone. Second, my oldest had a Party last night which consisted of about 40 13 and 14 year old kids. Went good thanks to Brock and Wes showing up with 2 flasks of RED STAG.. Thanks again homies.

Now lets flashback to friday night. My buddy Swede that moved his custom bike shop down here from Connecticut has been wanting to get out and about to some "biker bars" to promote his shop. I told him wednesday that i was working at the LAZY HORSE and he should come out there. A plan was made for me to pick him up and take him out there. As i show up in the family truckster hes standing in front of his righteous homebuilt Hot Rod. I get out, greet him and he says here drive this. As i pick up my jaw and wipe the jizz in my pants out i run and jump in the drivers seat before he changes his mind. As were banging 64E at a decent pace he looks over and says dont be a sissy. The rest my friends is self incriminating..

ha!

Have you ever farted . . .

caught a whiff, and began to realize that your asshole could secretly be seeping toxins that could surely lead to a nuclear fallout??

Raisin hell at ogb's tonite, god help us all. can't wait to see yall naggers.

VALIENT THOR!

The best hi-jack yet

im not really a political or religous kinda person, but this DOUCHEBAG has done his best to ruin the industry i work in...So heres a Baby Ruth for you

SUPER LATE NOTICE BUT IF YOU AINT...

GOT SHIT TO DO TONIGHT. HEAD TO CHICOS 29TH STREET FOR THE FASTERMORES SHOWS. GONNA BE SICK! DOUG AND HIS CREW PUT ON SOME OF THE SICKEST SHOWS AROUND. SUPER FUN. ITS SOMETHING I CAN TAKE MY GIRL TO AND SHE CAN HAVE A BALL AND I CAN HIT THE PIT AND THROUGH CHAIRS AROUND. ACTUALLY THESE GUYS ARE WHY MY SHOVEL AINT ON THE ROAD ANY MORE. WELL MODELO AND CYRIL HAD EQUAL PARTS IN IT TOO BUT WE HAD A 20 MILE TRIP BACK TO MY HOUSE AND WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD TO HAVE A WHEELIE CONTEST. OWELL. CHECK EM OUT!

RED DEVIL SQUADRON

SOME GOOD MORNING SCREAMS!

kinda funny maybe ironic that mcmuscles sends me a text this am waking me and a friend up telling thanking me for introducing him to a different type of ear candy. last night me and a friend had a late night modelo session and we were scrolling through some old tunes. stumbled across this. so sick. i saw nora when i was like 17. not everyones tast but fuck it. i mean i hate the beatles. ya ya ya. thats not the point here. i forgot all bout this video tell she found it. so sick. owell not gonna bore you but you can expect i'll be throwing all kinds of what some deem shit i call ear candy out there all day just bc its sucks outside and ive been on a hunt for musik every since midnight. thanks for your time. oh and i was even nice enough to provide you with lyrics in case you wanna memorize them and quote em next time youre yelling at you ex.

I shouldn't have said that.
What was I thinking, what was I doing?
Where did I go wrong?
I walked so far and followed for so long
just to say the wrong thing
It's going to be a good time
and I know you're not coming
Set it free if it loves you...
it's not coming back
I've lost weight and I look pale
But you look good, I couldn't help but notice
I've lost weight and I look pale
but you look good, I couldn't help myself
Just like last time, just like this time
Just like next time, just like the last time
I was your number one god damn fan
I was the best friend you never had
I was your number one god damn fan
I was the best you'll never have
Is this supposed to make it better?
If you're going to burn it, burn it all
Burn it all and walk away
What was I thinking, what was I doing?
What was I thinking, where did I go wrong?
What were we thinking, what were we doing?
What were we thinking, where did we go wrong?
I haven't been sleeping, but I've been dreaming
I haven't been eating, but I've been thinking
I've found the best place in the world

Get to the chopper!

Anyone who knows the Death Monkey knows he is a fucking hardcore music wizard. I gotta say he has introduced more kick ass bands to me than anyone. It was Wes that introduced me to THE music scene that is PUNK ROCK and I am grateful. This band is rather unique and for the last couple of days this band has been the sound track to the chopping that goes on in my garage. Its funny, its heavy and you cant help but bang your head. AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE! Enjoy.

KILLER LIL SOFTAIL...

my boy troy stopped by the shop the other day. while he was off shooting the shit i ran outside and snapped a few pics of his killer lil softail that he parted together in his friends house. this thing is balls to the walls simple and he rides the fuck outa this thing.

Another piece

The Monkey surprised me today with a donor tank from our buddy Pete. I now have a narrow porkster for my build. I think it fits the bike well. I just better make sure i dont stray too far from gas stations with this lil bastard. Big thanks to Pete and Wes.

Driver Days

Here is some more pics from the bike show in Driver. Wes and I took the long way there hitting colonial parkway and taking the ferry. It was a hell of a day.

Mas!

MORE...

Heres the hijacked pictures...Thanks Geno and Mr. White

Evo Chop

DublD's ironhed

DublD's lil'bro's MUTHA FUCKING SKUNK

GEEKS enjoying the festivities

Brock and Twisty

2 CRUDE and a GEEK

Mr. White, Loco and his lady

Treys slabside....this thing is Primo

and just a few of the many.......

What a chill sunday

Took the Familia out to Driver Days sunday to check it out and hang with a group of 30plus righteous dudes and their ladies. Of course i forgot the camera so im gona be hijacking some pics from my man Geno. Let the little one enjoy all their blow-up game mayhem she could handle in one day. Had to watch over the oldest to make sure none of the creepers were checking her out. And the lovely bride shopped away...It was an awesome day....The GEEKS represented hard with the baddest bikes to show and as humble as always they parked em under the shade tree and just enjoyed the day..


So after talking to McMuscles its been discovered that you can troll for skanks at bike events by trolling with your pecker out and a weed brownie hanging from it...

Garrett Reynolds

kids so sick on a bicycle!

I like to shoot you in the as with a bb gun!

bc McMuscles posted butt ugly slut this is onea mine favs!

Roger Alan Wade is the shit

for you McMuscles...

EL Kabong!
just bc he had no idea what i was talking bout during operation inline roller skating last night.
side note.
i was not part of the operation.
i only witnessed this attempt to visit the er.
however. it didnt go as smooth as we thought and for McMucles sake as well as the ers sake we didnt have to visit them due to failure of the buckles.
FUCK!

Domestic

This picture needs no explanation.

SNAP SNAPS...

of the dyna...

Random PICS

Capt Cave Man cruz'n Kure Beach

Deputy Death Monkey Rollin out

COC posted this "I AGREE"

Way to much Moon Shine 

What I'm doing in Norfolk the next 9 days

Oh yeah steak and potato

Couldn't have said it better myself

How it started......who knows where it will go...

My favorite PB and Banana

The War Machine 

Chopper riding through NYC

Good to know...

RIDE FOR LIGHTNING

had to play catch up on saturday after work. had a total blast. big thanks to the death science crew and ralph for putting this on. i cant thank yall enough. jeff, jay, geno, josh thanks for the beer. yall bastards wouldnt take any money so next time out shits on me. ralph i think you bought me some booze too so when i come down there nights outa my wallet. saw some folks from the revenge run. good to see ya again. haints yall fucks are crazy. good to meet yall. philly matt hope ya made it home safe and i should be round that way in nov. wes keep in touch. a tipped over bike. a tweeker running her car through the camp site made shit even more exciting. the debauchery that took place inside the bar was interesting to say the least. the local fuzz was pretty cool. the ride down was killer. weather was nice. homeward bound was a lil trickey considering how drunk i was still and i had no kickstand so i couldnt eat or even piss at gas stops. im sure theres more in my head but owell. thanks again to all that was there. it was a fun and rough 24hours.