Tuesday, July 10, 2012
In my short, short time here on earth, i've learned a thing or two worth holding onto . . . 1 live life with no regrets, learn from your mistakes, and teach from your mistakes as well, and 2, every other weekend wes dresses up like ron jeremy in a mario outfit and auditions for gay porn.
Our resident tattooed teddy bear Brock recently acquired an ORIGINAL Nintendo Entertainment System. As a young blood when I wasn't terrorizing the streets of my hood or visiting the E.R. for stunt man related shenanigans I was locked onto my 12 inch T.V. playing games like Super Mario Brothers, Zelda or Metroid. Well this friday the 13th we are reliving our childhood by killing adult brain cells and playing this little gem. I swear this was the one game i could never beat but now I am much wiser and stronger. You're going down Vorhees!
Brandon you can dress up like Conan the barbarian and ride a pussy cat around Brock's living room while you wait your damn turn.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Posted by Anonymous at 10:31 PM
Labels: haters be hatin., if this don't make issue number 8 i'm gonna shoot myself, only thing faster than me is my jizz. giggity giggity
Monday, July 2, 2012
I happened apon a man who said he could draw anything, i told him i had a buddy named chuck that liked nanners . . . he whipped this up for me, for you chuck.
Posted by Anonymous at 9:40 PM
Labels: how do you like my vintage outfit? my mustache is a reflection of personality, nanner nanner boo boo
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