Old school like big wheels and battle cats

Our resident tattooed teddy bear Brock recently acquired an ORIGINAL Nintendo Entertainment System.  As a young blood when I wasn't terrorizing the streets of my hood or visiting the E.R. for stunt man related shenanigans I was locked onto my 12 inch T.V. playing games like Super Mario Brothers, Zelda or Metroid.  Well this friday the 13th we are reliving our childhood by killing adult brain cells and playing this little gem.  I swear this was the one game i could never beat but now I am much wiser and stronger.  You're going down Vorhees! 

Brandon you can dress up like Conan the barbarian and ride a pussy cat around Brock's living room while you wait your damn turn.