RAIN SUCKS

It has been raining for what seems like an eternity. The deputy death monkey and catfish don't give a fuck they went on "run what ya brung" I've already got word that is the most epic ride this year and that's saying a lot since they still have a day of riding left. But I'll let them fill you in when they return. They been riding in the rain and I sat my ass at home and stuffed my face with fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.








Baaahahahahahahahahayumyumyum

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Ride

Stole this vid from NOISE. I like it.

McMuscles, I'll let the photo speak for itself.

Redneck Rumble 2011

Made the redneck rumble, in lebonnon Tenn. this past weekend. It couldn't have been any better. The weather was absolutely perfect, the turnout was phenominal. Ran into accouple of old friends, had such a good time camping with my family. There were more rat rods, hot rods, and other crazy shit running around down there than you could shake a stick at. If you've never made this event this is a true, genuine no attitudes good wholesome time. I cannot wait til next years. I wish i had taken more pics, but here's a few good ones that i did get.

hooked up with an old friend, (doug) his girl was cool enough to pack this around for me so i wouldn't have to worry with it bangin around on my bike while carrying it around. Placed #4 out of the dirty dozen. Big thanks to fred for the paint, i'd be willing to bet my left nut my bike wouldn't have gotten half the looks had it not been for his bitchin paint.

stumped my toe

anytime i see some kinda respect me cause i'm a woman shit, makes me wanna put it in her butt.

Looks like me...

And catfish are gonna join the guys for a little ride....

Run What Ya Brung - Sept. 23rd - 24th, North Carolina
All right two wheeled brethren, time is short for the Wheels Through Time Museum, the road is long and the curves are winding. Join us for a bitchin' run to the hills and see the best damn museum for all that is motorcycle related. Our brethren from Ohio will be linking up with us in Maggie Valley, so join us in Raleigh for the start of the run on September 23rd or meet up with us along the road. There will be no chase trucks unless someone wants to join in for the party and isn't on two wheels, but we will not be providing one, nor are there any upfront costs or merch giveaways. This run is about riding, plain and simple.

On saturday morning we will roll over to the Wheels Through Time museum, which will soon be closing and spend a few hours there. After that, the Bootleggers Car Club is putting on one hell of a shindig in Black Mountain, NC with a ride in car and bike show along with headlining bands the Flat Tires, Southbound Turnaround and many more. Hit us up on facebook or send an email as this is gonna be a damn cool run. Leave the bullshit at home and get the bikes tuned as some areas will be quite remote. The run could be five people or fifty, we don't really care as those that will be hitting the road already know how good these routes are.


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because there seems to've been a shortage of cameltoes here lately . . .

Kenny Rodgers Kustom Kycles

Over at KKK you can get your fender drilled while enjoying a doughnut burger and an adult beverage.  Plus there are plenty of queer jokes to go around.

Here is the current project Kenny Rodgers is working on.  Its the death monkeys "flip this chop".  Gotta know when to hold um and fold um....

hmmm....

due to budget cuts at the shop i aint gonna get shit done this winter on the 02 sporty. which really means i get to flip flop back and forth between ideas. i damn near got all the motor goodies i need for it. so i could just do a swingarm but who knows. 2 bikes ive been staring at for sometime now.



Or

Wig-wam

NEVER FORGET ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT FREEDOM COST

First of all, since I have been a paid firefighter my entire adult life I will never forget the sacrifice that was given by 343 firefighters that day. Second as a RED BLOODED AMERICAN my entire life I will never forget what happened nor will I forgive those terrorist bastards for what they  did.  GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!

IM OUT FOR A WHILE BITCHES...

Think I'm gonna go underground for a while.. Spend some time with the kids, soul search, and just plain chill for a while.. I'll see you fools at Driver Days then RR3...


Respectfully submitted by OGB for your reading pleasure...FUCK THE FAKES

ever think on what it's like to hold the 8th wonder of the world in ur hands.

That's what it was like ridin shotgun back from richmond with this baby in my lap. Fred's skill is one that i admire without prejudice. He's a phenominal painter, and the shit that must be goin thru his head to come up with this is way way beyond my capabilities. Fred, thanks again man. Check him out: www.fultonpaintworks.blogspot.com, and by god justin nailed the body work, shit turned out so fuckin solid you would've never thought it was as rough as it was.

Plow it

I'd rob her meat purse.

ZEISS HEIL!

How high do the bears in Germany cut their grass?

Taco Tuesday

La Tiendita


Shrimp Fajitas and a cold Modelo. Gonna be a good week.

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Stanky on the Hang Down

What a day...

Me and McMuscles set off to cruise over to the eastern shore this morning. Well Brock ended up gettin with us before we left. While waiting on Brock I laid under a tree at the local Wawa dreaming of safety meetings and fried seafood and and glazed donuts. Brock showed up the One Leg Bill called wanting to roll too. So back to laying under that tree and dreaming of shit I went. Bill showed up and we where off. The ride to Sting Rays was awesome. Weather killer. Scenery amazing. What was suppose to be a breakfast ride turned into a lunch stroll bc of the time we waited. Owell. Lunch was outstanding. We bullshitted during lunch bout finding a tree to pull under and get our brains right. We found something better. Found a cove with what was a restaurant or house blown down and this raised exposed cement foundation. Rode up on it with the bikes and snapped a few photos. Well we sat on the ground discussing the finer things in life and got our brains recalibrated. After bout 2hours of dreaming and rambling we decided to head on home. So south bound we went. Fun ride. Great folks. And a few pics to boot.


























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Daytona rod show

So I rode to St Augustine yesterday with some friends to drink some beer then stopped at the Boot Hill Saloon for the rat rod and rockabilly show. What a great time! Then blew out my rear bulb for the second time now and my mirror fell off. Time to fix it and get back up there!

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Resurrect the Dragon

Saw this in a thrift store.

I like the old Bruce Lee movies. STILL FURIOUS!