FREINDS....how many of us have em....FRIENDS..

So Brock and the world famous Peanut City GEEK Will came out to the hacienda today to give me a hand wiring the KZ. I was really sweating it, Brock was confident and Will rode the SUZI 450 out so we could use it as a reference. With the 3 of us it went surprisingly easy and the wicked web of unneeded wiring was pulled out. I simplified it even more and made it kick only for now. This winter when i hard tail it it will get another re-wire and ill hook the starter back up then. I just want this thing back on the road for now. Thanks Cyril, and Cyrils racer friend who i don't know for the phone advice. Brock you my boy, Brock...and Will the next few rounds are on me.

Good luck with the wiring of the KZ tomorrow. Thought this might motivate you.

FRIDAY THE 13TH!

GONNA PASS ON THE ELVIS POST AND HONOR ANOTHER KING!

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!!

Demotivate

Basketcase FO SALE.

1971 Harley Davidson Ironhead Sportster basket case. Complete motorcycle minus gas tank, battery, and front brake line. The motor needs rear cylinder assembled, that's pretty much it. Comes with S&S super E and Dyna S single fire ignition. 1500 firm. located in norfolk va. 757-406-4586.

blm2561@email.vccs.edu

Beamer

This is my boy Aaron's (aka Gigantor) newest old ride. He has a pretty sweet GS750 hardtailed, stretched and drop seated that only his giant ass can ride. But this Beamer has some real smooth style....when he got this beast it has saddle bags, touring seat and a windjammer fairing.

Domtivate

I swear I remember doing this to my cousins barbies when I was a kid.

So I've been out of town on a much needed vacation with the family and in the one day that I've been back I went to my homie Jarvis's house and he hooked me up with some Mill Work and we put our heads together and came up with these JEWELS for a lot less than the $140 bucks that other guys are charging. Stay tuned for the shake down and we will see how they hold up. I also grew these chops as a tribute to the KING. TCB

FTF...........

Im a realist in life. I know that certain things are necessary. Such as everyone that has ever worked on a Harley knows that some of their parts and top notch and cant be beat by Taiwan ted. However, if your reading this blog your probably the guy that knows how big of a erectile the factory is shoving into the average weekend warrior. This has been going on for ever but now they are sticking it to every American person including those that don't ride and have no idea. How you ask? The CEO of hd is contemplating moving the production of all their models to an out of country facility. This will put hundreds of hard working Americans out of work. NOW part of the FU's go directly to the CEO who with bonuses averages almost 2 million dollars a year for salary... Are you fucking kidding me. I guess as more info on the move comes in ill post some links to it so we can all get that unfuzzy feeling that is FTF.......

well . . . i got a lil pirate eyed last night . . .

Me, deputy death monkey, and geno made a righteous circuit last night, started out at the horse with some southern blend, which was surprisingly good . . . don't know if it was from the weed, or the strong gin . . . but they were right on time. Blasted to ptown to the grill for tin roof union . . . if you aint heard of these boys . . . you gotta make one of their shows . . . closed that bar down, and headed downtown for the pawnshop lifters . . .

had a fuckin blast.

FRIDAY SALUTE TO THE KING!

I BET SOMEONE OUT THERE THOUGHT I FORGOT TO SALUTE THE KING.
IVE BEEN ON TOP OF REMEMBERING.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU GMA HAD ALL THESE PLATES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE OR FAMOUS SHIT?
MINE ACTUALLY HAD AN ELVIS ONE.
DONT KNOW WHAT ONE.
I JUST FOUND THIS ONE ON THE NET.
SHE HAD A DOLLY ONE TOO BUT THATS A WHOLE NOTHER MEMORY TUCKED IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD THAT IM WAY TOO EMBARESSED TO TALK ABOUT.

SO ITS OFFICAL!

WE ARE NOW A VICTORY DEALER! IM NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT. KINDA UNDECIDED. I MEAN FUCK ROLAND SANDS IS TRYIN TO BREAK 200MPH ON EM. AND A LIL BIRDIE TOLD ME A FEW RED AND WHITES ROLL AROUND ON EM. MUST MEAN SOMETHING RIGHT? I GOT A BOY IN RICHMOND WHO BEATS THE FUCK OUTA HES AND I REALLY HAVENT HEARD ANYTHING BAD HAPPENING TO HIS. I MEAN THEYRE BOUT TO BE THE LAST AMERICAN MADE MOTORCYCLE...

Please make it stop......

So i fire up the sickle to go meet Brock for some well needed lane splittin. Get a mile or so from the house and lose all power. No biggie happened before, so i changed the main fuse and fire it back up to boogie. Get a few more miles from the house and it happens again. Now i aint the smartest mofo in the world, but i know theres an issue. Go to put another fuse in to limp it back to the house, no more fuses. So whats next? How bout a 4 mile push back home. I come pushing it up to the house sweating like a hooker in church and my little one sees me. First thing she asks is did you wreck? I told her nope the bike crapped out. She runs inside the house and comes back out with a water bottle and says "here you look like you need this" Damn i love the Familia. Next step is a complete chopped down re-wire of the bike. Me and Brock are gona give it Hell. Whitey keep the cell on for the bail out phone calls.

A COUPLE YEARS BACK THIS CREW CAME THROUGH THE SHOP.
KRAZY FUCKS.
SUPER KOOL.
IF THESE GUYS ARE STILL ALIVE IM IMPRESSED!






YOU CAN TELL IT MOST BE A SUPER SLOW DAY AT THE SHOP.
IVE SPENT ALL MY MONEY SO CANT BUY NEW PARTS.
SO IVE JUST BEEN DICKIN ROUND YOU TUBEYOU.

3 TOYS I MISS!

I REALLY DO.
THEYRE ALL LIKE A SHITTY GIRLFRIEND TOO.
ALL HAVE HURT ME IN SOME TERRIBLE AND PAINFUL WAY USUALLY RESULTING IN A HOSPITAL VISIT.
BUT I CAN NEVER FORGET EM.

HA!

There's one image in my life that consistantly makes me happy, no matter when i think about it . . . and that image, that one image, is your big tits.

Pawn Shop Lifters Saturday night

The Pawn Shop Lifters are playing at Buddy's Sports Bar in Chesapeake Saturday night. If you havent heard of these guys you really need to check um out.

Whats got one thumb and likes the Pawn Shop Lifters??

This guy!

See the rest of you Crude Bastards there!

GAYNESS from the local watering hole

Yep a horse mounted on the fender of a 2010 flhugfagger or somthing like that

Damn i need to ride soon...

Hoping to get out on the sickle thurs night for some well needed miles. Until then the Eats of a Fat Guy......Bloody sauteed steak with roasted peppers and REAL corn cut off the cobb. The steak was hot, and the corn was cold, PERFECT. Oh and wash it down with the Beer of choice PBR

DEMOTIVATE

Have you ever seen those posters they have in stuffy offices that try and motivate people? I can remember my guidance counselor in high school had one that said the sky is the limit and it had an eagle or some shit on it. Well I hate those fucking posters and I found a web site that has Demotivational posters. Images and ideas that tell it like it is. Im gonna start sharing um.

must've been a reaction to fine herb.

pb&marshmellow creme.

YEA IM A THEFT. SORRY.

SNAGGED THIS FROM STANDARD CYCLES.
BUT EVER SINCE I CANNED THE CHOPPER DEAL AND GRABBED UP A DYNA IVE BEEN DIGGIN WHEELIES AND JUST STUNT RIDING IN GENERAL.
MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH ME WORKING AT A SPORT BIKE SHOP AND THE ADRENALINE CREW ALWAYS PAYIN A VISIT.

ROAD TRIP!

SEPT 4TH.
ASS JACK AND HANK III.
RICHMOND NATIONAL.
TICKETS $20.
DO IT!