Friday, December 10, 2010
Just call me Urethra Franklin
Some of you may know that Ive had a history of kidney issues. It all started with a broken rib and some kidney damage when I was 17 during a wrestling match. Since then Ive had one major surgery and 2 cases of stones. Well this wednesday I had a minor surgery to blast out the kidney stones with a fuckin laser like star wars. They knocked me out and went in through my Urethra (DICK HOLE!) with an endoscope all the way up to my kidney where they did a little search and destroy on some stones. Well they had to put a "STENT" in my uretha that kept it from swelling shut due to the aggravation of playing Roto Rotor with my water works. The best part is the stent has a long string attached to it that hangs out the end of my dick hole and friday morning I could either go in to see my dr. so he could pull it out or he informed me I could do it myself. Well if anyone is gonna hurt my pecker its me so I decided to pull it out myself. Here is what it looks like. The damn thing is around 10 to 12 inches long and its a soft flexible blue hollow tube. Before you ask yes it sucked and I dont recomend it to anyone. Now that I have made you all cringe enjoy your weekend. Im going back to my Percocets.
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7 comments:
did you keep it
I still have it laying in my damn sink. Im thinking of giving it away as an xmas present. haha
ha. well you already gave me mine from you and as so i know im no the lucky one to end up with it.
Hang in there, you'll be whacking off to internet porn before ya know it.
Yeah im hoping to test drive this here weiner before the weekends over. My wife is already asking when ill be back in business.
Holy fuck! If that's not tuff I don't know what is. Yowza.
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