CRUDE AS ELVIS!: March 2010

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Remember these?

Dude i had a SHIT TON of these things. My parents thought i was sick in the head and now a days the government probably wouldnt even let kids own these things.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Can you say HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Stole this pic from the Born Loser Blog......TURBO Sportster....

i knew a girl.
she had eyes like water,
little black seas.
i heard she got around.
she just never got around to me.
now i've been silent for so long.

Friday, March 26, 2010

HAVE SOME!!!!!

More people need to look this word up in the dictionary it's not a matter of damanding it if you HAVE SOME you will get some......

Check out this rag these guys have their shit together and they are rocking it from the East Coast. The Editor has some good thoughts on RESPECT and bringing the old pricks and young punks together.....GOOD SHIT

PARTY THIS WEEKEND!
TOTALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FIGHT!

I AM A MOTHER FUCKER!

IT AINT ELVIS BUT IT WILL DO FOR NOW.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

MY BOY KALINS BAND!

I MISS HER

I REALLY NEED TO GET THIS THING BACK ON THE ROAD.

Monday, March 22, 2010

what a great weekend. the store was rockin and rollin. you can tell springs here. the sound of bikes blowing past the doors all day long. yea sucks bc theyre out havin all the fun but owell. its still a damn good sound. and of course from time to time some jack ass has to wheelie in front of the shop. ha. got alot accomplished on the dyna last night. tryin to get her ready for the revenge run. huge thanks to cyril and justin for all the help. without those 2 kats i dont think i would have ever started. rocks chops hooked me up with the bars. they are fuckin sick. some top notch shit. now just a few more things to do before the run then when i get back have to pull her apart to do all the cleanin up and make her match.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

I KNOW THE STRIPPER'S REAL NAME!

FOR YOU JUSTIN!

alil progress made.

got alot accomplished tonight!

Friday, March 19, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

IT WAS WAY TOO FUCKIN BUSY YESTERDAY AT THE SHOP TO POST ANYTHING.
WHICH IS REALLY GOOD.
WE ARE GETTIN INTO THE SESSION.
LAST MONTH WE DID 30BIKES TOTAL.
YESTERDAY WE DID 15!
HOLY FUCK.
15 IN ONE DAY!
SO A DAY LATE HERES SOME ST PATTYS DAY CHEER!
ONE OF MY FAVORITE IRISH BANDS.
EVERYBODY DOES THE DROPKICK THING.

Friday, March 12, 2010

I CAN NEVER STOP STARING AT THIS BIKE!

I REALLY DO MISS OLD ALICE AND CHAINS!

A good night, the best in a long time
A new friend turned me on to an old favorite
Nothing better than a dealer who's high
Be high, convince them to buy

What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot

Seems so sick to the hypocrite norm
Running their boring drills
But we are an elite race of our own
The stoners, junkies, and freaks

Are you happy? I am, man
Content and fully aware
Money, status, nothing to me
'Cause your life is empty and bare

What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot

You can't understand a user's mind
But try, with your books and degrees
If you let yourself go and opened your mind
I'll bet you'd be doing like me
And it ain't so bad

What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot

Say, I do it a lot!
Say, I do it a lot!
Say, I do it a lot!
Say, I do it a lot!

ELVIS

WHY DOES EVERYONE IMPERSONATE FAT ELVIS?
THIS SHOULD BE A CRIME!

VIKING SKULL!

Alcohol fueled heavy metal crazed
Psycho is a word I know
Headbanging, fist slamming
I got a taste for breaking the law
Fat slappers, dirty mingers
Round ‘em up, feed them to me
Headbanging, fist slamming
I’ve got to cure this heavy metal disease
Heavy metal and a belly full of whiskey
I turn the volume til the speakers explode
Skull heaven dirty denim
Beer and weed is all I need
Sex addict, I’m always at it
My bitches moan when I pull away
Stomach ill, another pill
I need to cure this heavy metal disease
I’m a heavy drinking, heavy metal
Psycho sex machine
Give me the beer
Give me the bitches
Give me the drugs
Let me trip out on your love!

Ear candy....(as wes would say)

I dont have a cool story about sitting on a pile of trash and watching cars go by or about riding my iron horse since its sitting on a jack right now but here is something tasty from my playlist. Why did this band STOP making punk music...WHY?

Can't wait any longer!!!!

So last night I get the grand idea that it would be a nice evening to ride. Sky is cloudy but the roads are dry so I said, Fuck It! and rolled out on the War Machine. Besides I just fixed a primary leak and she needed a test run. Well the bike ran like a raped ape as always. Then the rain came down....so instead of taking a left to go home I rolled on the throttle for another half hour of riding in the rain....BEST RIDE IN A AWILE.....but I still can't wait for spring.

sat on a mound of trash watching the cars pass by on the local interstate last night. its something i use to do all the time through my troubled teenage years. it was nice. a cool brisk night. lite mist in the air. the only sound was the traffic of cars.
Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

REVENGE RUN

Go to the Rusty Knuckle Link on the Revenge Run blog to get your tickets for this EPIC event. Can't beat it $35 bones gets ya a ticket, t-shirt, patch, and buttons for the event. These guys are doing it up!!!!!!!!

Words of wisdom...

"If your bike stands as a monument to your struggle for freedom, you’ve turned a wrench in the right direction..."
-Karl Hungus

This guy has an enlightening blog here

http://bcskdmc.blogspot.com/?zx=23da81b6b85fe1dd