I WANT A BUTT UGLY SLUT

I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail.
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror and so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale.
As long as she'll buy me a new Zebeco I don't care if she's built like a blue whale.
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail.
Lord she's ignorant but she's ugly.
Yeah she's lazy but she's mean.
I've been to two tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin' like when my little wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispy Kreams.
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail.
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror and so fat she'll knock a train off a rail.
Hell, I don't care if she cheats on me as long as she sends me checks in the mail.
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail.
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail.