Just a few things going on in our crazy heads with the help of some of our faithful followers. It looks like there will be some T-shirts and stickers to be aquired by all of you CRUDE AS ELVIS fans. Thats all I can say on that for now, the details are being worked out. Just keep following and passing it on to your friends to check us out and REGISTER AS A FOLLOWER (TOP LEFT CORNER). TCB

CANNON

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ADD BOREDOM TOGETHER WITH A VERY TALENTED WELDER THAT WORKS FOR A COMPANY THAT BUILDS TOWER CRANES, YOU GET THIS.

WE MIGHT HAVE TO START TAKING ORDERS SO YOU TO CAN BUILD YOUR OWN MILITIA.

Thanks Cash!!!!!That thing is the best can't wait to travel down your way and fire it off.

Make plans now to go support our homeboy Ralph and Rusty Knuckle on September 11th. This is sure to be a great time and for $5.00 bucks you can't beat it. I will tell you first hand that these bands rock in person. Check out the Revenge Run or Rusty Knuckle blogs for more info.

HAHAHA!

In a move of government oppression we can sort of get behind, Iran's culture ministry has banned a number of men's haircuts including the mullet and other "decadent Western cuts." What else is deemed illegally unstylish?

Pony tails and elaborate spikes are also deemed immodest, so aging rockers and the cast of Jersey Shore should probably stay out of Tehran for awhile. There is actually a guide to which styles are now acceptable for male citizens. The catalog will be unveiled later this month at the Modesty and Veil Festival, which we wish was something we made up for comedy but is, in fact, a real actual event. Acceptable 'dos seem short and boring, however Elvis-style pompadours, retro '80s bangs, and short spikes are on the list. A new addition to the code is the goatee, which was once frowned upon but is now OK, a change probably due to the country's love of '90s movies starring Ben Affleck (that we made up). In recent years, several Iranian barbershops have been shut down for offering "Western" styles like the mullet. We wish we could get a similar law on the books.

What would Henry Rollins do?

I find myself asking this question when confronting a tough situation.

SPOTTED THIS ON MYWAR.
THE ONLY WORD THAT COMES TO MIND IS RAD!

I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUN!

FREE LINDSAY LOHAN!

LOOKS LIKE MY FAVORITE TRAIN WRECK HAS TO GO TO JAIL.
I'M PRETTY BUMMED.
YOU'LL GET THROUGH IT!
I KNOW YOU CAN!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT....

MAN IVE BEEN OUTA THE LOOP. JUST BEEN BUSY IN ANOTHER WORLD. TO PUT SHIT IN A NUT SHELL AND SOME UP MY LAST FEW WEEKS.
SMOKEOUT WAS LAME. SAW SOME OLD FRIENDS AND NEW ONES. THATS THE JEIST OF IT. DONT THINK I'LL MAKE THAT EVENT ANYMORE. THE RIDE WITH WHITEY WAS ENTERTAINING.
THE 79 IS DONE AND SHE RUNS GREAT. I'LL POST PICS WHEN IM AWAKE AT HOME.
JELLO WRESTLING WAS A KILLER TIME.
MEET A COOL KAT NAMED ZACK. CHECK OUT HIS BLOG AT RIGHTEOUSCYCLES.BLOGSPOT.COM.
THE 4TH IS A TOTAL BLUR.
I WORKED ALOT SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ALL THOSE DAYS.
AND FOUND OUT MY FAVORITE TRAIN WRECK LINDSEY LOHANS GOIN TO JAIL. GOIN TO SEE A FRIEND WHOS A TSHIRT PRINTER TO PRINT SOME FREE LINDSEY SHIRTS TOMORROW.
GOTTA DO SOME MUCH NEEDED MAINTENCE ON THE DYNA. HEADED TO PHILLY AND JERSEY THIS WEEKEND TO VISIT A GOOD FRIEND.
THATS THE LAST 2WEEKS IN A NUTSHELL.
IM SURE IM GONNA HAVE SOME CRAZY POST IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS THAT WILL GIVE YOU PICS OF IT ALL.
FUCKOFFANDdie!

The Revenge Run Soundtrack

I didn't make it to the Smoke Out so I keep reminiscing about the Reveng Run!

If this song don't make you wanna grab a fistful of throttle and split lanes then you need to check your fucking pulse.

Smoke Out WHAT!!!!!

Yeah for those that didn't attend you didn't miss much. Not trying to bash the event but the yuppies are destroying it. We did get to hang out with many of our friends and family. Deputy Death Monkey's and my Pops both attended. Fuckin RAD for sure. We hung with our friend from FNA and Black Sunshine and Koeler Kustoms and Bar Customs. (Whats Up Fellas) So all and all the people we know made it great. Although the Revenge Run ruined it for me and I heared that there may be a Moonshine Run in the near future. Like some time this fall. Come on Ralph and Tim hook us up. More on that to come. Till next time here's to splittin lanes and haulin ass.........

We are South bound and Down.

Heading to the ROCK for Smoke Out XI. Deputy Death Monkey and I are rollin out, had to leave Capt. AC behind his bike is still down getttin chopped. Wish you were with us bro. Let the mayham begin!!!!!!!!!

The Big 4

Looking forward to catching Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax tonight with The Monkey. They will be broadcasting to movie theaters all over the country to kick your nuts clean off! Heres a taste...

SMOKE OUT XI ROCKINGHAM, NC

ONLY THREE AND A HALF DAYS TILL THE CHAOS BEGINS....We are leaving out thursday evening and hauling ass, splitin lanes, and burnin gas till we get to the ROCK...Whitey to Deputy Death Monkey, you copy..

KILLER VIDEO.

HAD TO STEAL THIS FROM COC. SORRY JEFF.
JUST A KILLER VIDEO OF ISLE OF MANN.
ME AND MY CO WORKER HAVE WATCHED IT BOUT 5 TIMES.

LOCAL NEWS!

NORFOLK

The alleged leader of a local motorcycle gang was ordered jailed on Friday after his arrest on charges of possessing an AK-47 that he took home from the Iraq war.

Prosecutors said Justin Wilson of Virginia Beach is president of the Mongols Motorcycle Club, a gang responsible for a number of attacks on rival gangs. The case is also linked to a large-scale investigation into East Coast motorcycle gangs that netted 27 arrests of members earlier this week.

Wilson, known as "Itchy," was arrested Monday on a complaint filed by the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

ATF special agent Theresa Merhige testified Friday that undercover agents had infiltrated the gang, gathering evidence of firearms and drug use and attacks between rival gangs such as the Hell's Angels.

Wilson told an undercover operative that he had taken the machine gun as a "souvenir" during his tour of duty in Iraq several years ago, according to a court document.

Merhige also said that the gang members were involved in motorcycle thefts and insurance fraud.

Magistrate Judge F. Bradford Stillman found enough evidence Friday to send the case to a grand jury. In ordering Wilson jailed, the judge called him a danger to the community. His case will be handled in the Alexandria federal court.

Wilson has been in the Navy since 1998 and is currently a petty officer first class working as a machinist at Norfolk Naval Shipyard in Portsmouth. His boss, Navy Chief Gilbert Gifford, testified Friday that Wilson "has been a top performer for the Navy" and never had any problems.

But Assistant U.S. Attorney Laura Everhart noted that Wilson was caught stealing grenades and other weapons while with the service.

Tim McGlone, (757) 446-2343, tim.mcglone@pilotonline.com

TAKING POP TO GO SEE CLUTCH TONIGHT AS A TREAT FOR BEING SUCH A KICK ASS POP.
SOMETIMES I TAKE HIM FOR GRANTED.
THE GUY IS MY HERO.

JUST SEXY!

WENT TO DINNER LAST NIGHT AT ZIA MARIAS AND IN THE MENS BATHROOM WAS THIS PHOTO.
KILLER PHOTO.
FELL IN LOVE WITH IT INSTANTLY.

DUMB SHIT!

DANZIG

Bad luck wind been blowin' on my back
I was born to bring trouble wherever I'm at
With the number '13' tattooed on my neck
That ink starts to itch
Black gon' turn to red

I was born in the soul of misery
And I never had me a name
They just give me a number when I was young

Got a long line of heartache
I carry it well
The list of lives I've broken
Reach from here to Hell
And a bad luck wind been blowin' on my back
Pray you don't look at me
And I pray I don't look back

I was born in the soul of misery
And I never had me a name
They just give me a number when I was young

Found me with a preacherman confessin' all I done
Catch me with the devil playing 21
And a bad luck wind been blowin' on my back
I was born to bring trouble wherever I'm at

I was born in the soul of misery
And I never had me a name
They just give me a number when I was young
When I was young
When I was young
When I was young

THE BELOW!

YOU CAN GET YOUR TICKETS AT FANDANGO.COM FOR $18!

Gonna check this out.

This has got to be insane, yeah its in a movie theater but the big four all at the same time and place. I gotta see it. Hit me up if you want the rest of the info.

RIDER VERSUS DEER. THIS IS UGLY!

Danzig

A couple of my boys and I caught DANZIG at the Norva last night. The dude is losing his hair but still KILLS it. I was blown away by his show. Huge stage presence and tons of energy. Not to mention he still sounds as good as he did 30 years ago. The opening band Gorgeous Frankenstein was an awesome surprise as well. Gorgeous Frankenstein is a project put together by Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein (the original Guitarist for The Misfits) and Dr. Chud (the original drummer for The Misfits). They kicked ass! Definitely had a Misfits kinda sound with some hardcore and metal influence for sure. If Danzig comes around your town I recomend you drop what you are doing, go see him and crack some skulls. Who knows how much longer this legend will be doing live shows. Hopefully for 30 more years.

ANOTHER KILLER JAP VID!

STOLE THIS FROM SUICIDE WHEELS.