CRITTER...

me and ol catfish decided to blast over to raleigh 2weeks ago for the rebel son and david allan coe show. well while refueling on the nectar of gods and some chicken wings at the local hooters we witness this rare and elusive creature the mother of all critters. we actual thought that the bad ass honda rider trained a bear to ride with him. yes he and this thing were on a bike together.

you know...

how i know youre gay? bc one time i was standing in front of you when you burped and your breath smelled like penis.

yo whitey...

heading to the south...

so i was kicking it with my buddy ricky yesterday and i was telling him im gonna be south bound in a few weeks. he told me before i go i better learn this dance. i'll be the illest white boy around. he pulled it up his phone and i fell outa my barstool. shits weak. what will they think of next?

another ha moment.

METAL FUCKING ELVIS!

heard the skit the other day...

on the radio had to find the crank yankers version.

DUMB SHIT!